Draco's Journal (XIII) - Sunday, 9 May 1999 [Warded against Centre staff - also, Narcissa and Daphne for good measure] So, this Jesus bloke in the Muggle's Bible apparently could turn water into wine, among other things. I think making me read this was a poor move on my counselor's part, as all it's teaching me is that Muggles liked having a wizard for a savior.
Anyone want to come play Jesus for my rehabilitational betterment? I've got plenty of water. [/Ward]